Some of you may be asking, "Who is the Collis Genie?" "From whither and whence does he hail?" "Is he even a guy?" "Am I sexist?" "Does the sexually indeterminant genie dream of hermself?" "Does heshe dream of other genies?" "Is there a Homeplate Genie?" "Why are there dates in everything at Collis?" "Are dates real?" "Is God?" "Is God a benevolent God?" "Does altruism exist?" "Why does everyone who works at Collis wear a vest?" "Am I supposed to be in an x-hour right now?" "Why is Collis bacon circular?" "Does it come from a secret cylindrical pygmy piggie colony?" "If the limit never approaches anything, does the limit, ontologically speaking, EXIST?!"
Well, grab a spork and get comfortable. I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know about Collis, and more. Stay tuned.
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